I may have accidentally taken my friends phone home
It’s in my possession until I see him tomorrow.
THIS IS WEIRD AND NOT OK

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

veleties:

Have you ever met someone 

And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

(Source: deaddirkstrider)